Don’t thank me,” Rogers spits, gathering his things together. “But if you’re that grateful, you can pay me back by taking my advice: Cut Tony Stark out of your life.” He faces Steve squarely, looking him dead in the eye. “You may think he cares about you. You may think he’s the best friend you ever had, but it’s all a lie. Every bit of it. He’ll stab you in the back the moment it suits him. Save yourself that, and cut him loose. You’ll be happier for it.

zeeewa:

tony, i’m a grown man

zeeewa:

tony, i’m a grown man

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gingerchic333:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

Hell we’re just about to start September

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thestuntkid:

Just deleted several people on facebook who were posting links to “leaked celebrity nudes”. The people that had their iclouds hacked were violated. If you’re walking down the street and you see a peeping tom, you’re supposed to shame them, not join them at the window. The degree of separation…

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hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

I got up”

clicks out of tab

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(Source: thepacificrimjob)

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